Adobe-Macromedia Humor

This Translation From PR-Speak to English of Selected Portions of Adobe’s ‘FAQ’ Regarding Their Acquisition of Macromedia is both pricelessly funny and spot-on. I just want to know why, in this day and age, an "industry leading" program like Adobe's GoLive (which does admittedly do many things rather well) can get away with still being so crash prone after all these years.